We figured you wouldn't want to see our ugly mugs everywhere so let me introduce you to our spokescreatures who will be representing the two sides to our website. I'll let them explain.
Daphne: Well, hello there my sweet! I'm Daphne, the Liv-Luv-Laff Giraffey!
I was specially created from sweetness and light to help you find nice things that will make you feel warm and fuzzy.
It's come to my attention that some of the things here are not very Live-Love-Laugh at all.
I'm sure you're as horrified as I am, but I can guide you to the nice things.
Let's go and dance with the fairies!
Until next time, my sweet.
Missing you already!
The Curmudgeon: Oh, it's you.
I'm the Curmudgeon. What am I?
I was created many, many year ago, forgotten about, and somehow dragged into this to promote merchandise or something.
We're not so different, you and me: I say the things you think, but never say, whereas I say them without thinking.
Not like that daft, long-necked bint over there. See you around you absolute wetty.