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*NEW DESIGN* Probably Late For Something Shoulder Bag and Purse

*NEW DESIGN* Probably Late For Something Shoulder Bag and Purse

Whether it's a lack of discipline, poor time management, or just an oblivious lack of understanding of the fundamental concepts of time, we don't judge. We don't even know what day it is.

Oops - must dash

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Funky Flowers Retro Shoulder Bag

Funky Flowers Retro Shoulder Bag

How cheerful is this design?

What with everything going on in the world, even our Daphne isn't cheerful all of the time, but you should have seen her face light up when she made this.

If hope and happiness is your bag, then this bag is your bag, if you get my drift.

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The Legend Of The Phoenix Bag And Purse

The Legend Of The Phoenix Bag And Purse

The legend of the phoenix...

Things have been rough, haven't they? Is everything going to be ok?

Sadly, Daphne can't give a reassuring hug to everyone, mainly because of social distancing.

She has, however, come up with this inspirational, snazzy design, to help you tap your inner strength, and the belief that you will rise from the ashes in all your magnificence!

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Some Good News For A Change!

Some Good News For A Change!

Well, well, well. Things just keep getting weirder. We don't dare make any political commentary, we just want to offer smiles and pick-me-ups with our unique, fabulous products.

Before all this nonsense started, we prided ourselves on our speedy service, and our lovely customers really appreciated it, too.

So... one of our junior inmates has now qualified for Day Release. This welcome change in circumstances means that we can Print, Press, Package, and Post much more frequently. (The Curmudgeon wants to call this the 4 Ps, but Daphne just sighs when he mentions it :/)

While things here are still nowhere near normal, we are pleased (and relieved) to say that our aim is to dispatch any orders recieved before 12:00 noon on the same day, excluding Sundays. For orders received after midday, we'll still try and send out the same day, but at worst they'll be dispatched the following day.

A special word of thanks to our lovely customers who've stuck with us during all these shenanigans. Your custom is truly appreciated, and we're so proud of the lovely feedback you've given us.

With love, Daphne and The Curmudgeon x
NEW! StetHEARTscope

NEW! StetHEARTscope

Whether you're a medical professional, or you want to show your support for our amazing health workers, we have this fab design.

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Important Information About Shipping

Important Information About Shipping

Dear customer,

You are probably already aware that we're currently only shipping on Mondays and Thursdays due to Covid-19. 

In addition, we're concerned about potential disruption to our deliveries. We're big fans of Royal Mail, and overall, we think they are our best option for our deliveries.

To minimise the risk to both you and us for items not being delivered in a timely fashion, we shall be sending all items as Signed For, so now we'll be able to check that our goodies reach you safe and sound, and be more proactive on those rare occasions where parcels go astray.

Unfortunately, this does mean our shipping rates have increased slightly, but we think the extra piece of mind is worth it in the current climate. To offset this, we've added a cheaper option to send our goodies as Second Class, if you can bear the extra wait.

With love,

Daphne and The Curmudgeon

 

Important Update from Oh For Five Minute Towers

Important Update from Oh For Five Minute Towers

Dear customer,

As we move forward gingerly into a strange new world of self-isolation, social distancing, and toilet paper shortages, we have inevitably decided to make some changes that will affect you.

To minimise our contact with the outside world, we've decided to only ship parcels on Mondays and Thursdays, until further notice.

On a most peculiar note, we welcome two new members of staff - Mini Daphne, and The Junior Curmudgeon. They bring some unique "skills" to the team, including demanding snacks, whingeing, and strange, random noises.

As Daphne will be busy training our new, valued staff members, her focus will move away from new designs for the foreseeable future.

We are alive and well, and we sincerely hope that you and your loved ones are too, and that you stay that way. We stay hopeful for a bright and "normal" future, however far away that may be. Never stop looking up!

We will continue to post on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter, however sporadically.

With love, and best wishes,

All at Oh For Five Minutes x
Purses!

Purses!

Purses now available!

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World Sleep Day - Express Your Enthusiasm For It With A Bag

World Sleep Day - Express Your Enthusiasm For It With A Bag

Daphne's just got me out of bed to write some blurb for World Sleep Day. The irony is completely lost on her.

Click here to view our range of "tired" related bags, mugs and keyrings

International Womens Day 2020 - This Girl Can

International Womens Day 2020 - This Girl Can

...and she did. Today is International Women's Day and why not show the world that you can and you have.

This Girl Can Mug

This Girl Can Shoulder Bag

This Girl Can Keyring

...and for those that just can't....

She Believed She Could But She Was Really Tired So She Didn't Shoulder Bag